Critical Analysis of Twilight The crazy Twilight merchandise game

Asvini posted on Aug 23, 2009 at 09:21PM
There has been a lot of talk about the amount of weird or over the top merchandise related to Twilight, and it inspired the Twilight crazy merchandise game.

Here's how you play:
You have to guess/make up a random Twilight product and the next person to post has to find an image of it to prove it exists.

So as an example I'll start by putting one we all know about already, to start off easy: 'Twilight Shower curtain'
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over a year ago Mermaid-Tail said…
smile
Lol ok it's scary that there actually is a Twilight shower curtain. Scary.

Next person has to find:
Twilight Candy
Lol ok it's scary that there actually is a Twilight shower curtain. Scary.

Next person has to find:
over a year ago renrae said…
Edward Cullen body glitter.
Edward Cullen body glitter.
over a year ago Asvini said…
Edward Cullen bedsheets
Edward Cullen bedsheets
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
There. Twilight make up!
There. Twilight make up!
over a year ago Mermaid-Tail said…
Since we're going for crazy here's a crazy one to find:
A Twilight car.
Since we're going for crazy here's a crazy one to find:
A Twilight car.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
Is this what you ment?
Is this what you ment?
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
If we're going crazy again, then I know something outragiously stupid which is out there, but too rude for little children so instead I'm gunna say....a twilight lamp.


I just tried looking for myself and it's kinda hard so anything light related,so lamp, lampshade etc...
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over a year ago Mermaid-Tail said…
big smile
That Twilight car is an epic example of madness, lol.
On a site this lamp was recommended as a gift for Twilight fans because it's an apple lamp, but I don't think it's official merchandise, I'm not sure. If there really isn't a Twilight lamp that is amazing. We have done something incredible, and finally found somthing they haven't branded yet.

Wait a minute, how in unholy hell did they think to make a shower curtain before thinking of 'lamp'? What kind of crazy backwards logic thinks of shower curtain but not lamp? A twilight lamp almost makes sense, the advertising practically writes itself "Buy our Twi-Light" "it will Twi-light up your room" "the Twi-light is the hilight of any room"

If the apple light counts then my next one is: Twilight perfume (and a picture of the perfume bottle they were accused of ripping off)

But I am totally going to keep my eye out for a more official looking Twilight lamp and will post if I see it, because I find the fact that they don't have a lamp ten times stranger than if they did have one, lol.
That Twilight car is an epic example of madness, lol.
On a site this lamp was recommended as a gift f
over a year ago Asvini said…
tongue
I love the fact that the one product that almost makes sense seems to be the only one they haven't thought of :)

Here's the Twilight perfume and the Nina Ricci perfume bottle they stole the design from (the pink one is the Nina Ricci, and the one with the campy quote is Twilight).
I love the fact that the one product that almost makes sense seems to be the only one they haven't th
over a year ago Asvini said…
laugh
Oops, I'm a dope and forgot to put the next thing, lol.

A T-shirt that mentions Twilight and Buffy the vampire slayer.
over a year ago November99 said…
A Twilight blankee.
A Twilight blankee.
over a year ago renrae said…
I might buy that shirt. :)

Hmmm...

Cullen crest bracelet/armband.
I might buy that shirt. :)

Hmmm...

Cullen crest bracelet/armband.
over a year ago laureng114 said…
laugh
Tadaa! I can't believe they make these...

Okay- Twilight Board Game!
Tadaa! I can't believe they make these...

Okay- Twilight Board Game!
over a year ago renrae said…
What be the point of that?

Soo... Twilight socks.
What be the point of that?

Soo... Twilight socks.
over a year ago November99 said…
Twilight coffee mug.

And I actually own the Buffy stakes Edward shirt.
Twilight coffee mug.

And I actually own the Buffy stakes Edward shirt.
over a year ago moo000 said…
there were a few but it wouldnt let me upload more than one picture =[

Twilight shoes (I know its like the one above me but its really funny)
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there were a few but it wouldnt let me upload more than one picture =[

Twilight shoes (I know its
over a year ago nevermind606 said…
big smile
Twilight Band aids!!!! (The most hilariously ridiculous product ever made)
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Twilight Band aids!!!! (The most hilariously ridiculous product ever made)
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Yeah! This has got to be of the most ridiculous things xD

Twilight rings.
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Yeah! This has got to be of the most ridiculous things xD

Twilight rings.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
I change my mind, life-size cardboard cut-out of a member of the Cullen "family".
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I change my mind, life-size cardboard cut-out of a member of the Cullen "family".
over a year ago November99 said…
Jacobs not a Cullen but oh well.

Just because I'm curious: Twilight Coffee.
Jacobs not a Cullen but oh well.

Just because I'm curious: Twilight Coffee.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
I can't find actual coffee but there's this coffe cup
I can't find actual coffee but there's this coffe cup
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
Twilight hair clips/bobby pins.
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over a year ago katiecain said…
That's the Cullen crest if people don't recognise it XD you are all so right about the lamp! If they do bedsheets and stuff they usually do lamps??

Twilight USB drive.
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That's the Cullen crest if people don't recognise it XD you are all so right about the lamp! If they
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Creepy!

Twilight lunchbox.
Creepy!

Twilight lunchbox.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
with flask! twilight charm bracelet
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with flask! twilight charm bracelet
over a year ago renrae said…
surprise
Not just any charm bracelet, no. it's Bella Swan's bracelet!


OH, EW! It's on the C-Section-with-teeth page!

Ummm... Alice's crystal ball. (It doesn't have to be the actual one, but it should be 'Twilight-inspired or a bracelet or something ebcause I know that they're out there.)
Not just any charm bracelet, no. it's Bella Swan's bracelet!


OH, EW! It's on the C-Section-with-
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
is this wa u mean? I haven't read the books. What does this crystal ball do?

Edward cullen back pack.
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is this wa u mean? I haven't read the books. What does this crystal ball do?

Edward cullen back pa
over a year ago renrae said…
Yeah, that's what I mean. alcie doesn't even have one, I'm guessing, because she's psychic.
Yeah, that's what I mean. alcie doesn't even have one, I'm guessing, because she's psychic.
over a year ago renrae said…
Twilight food.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
Im not replying to the twilight food, but take a look at this cake!!!
Im not replying to the twilight food, but take a look at this cake!!!
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
All the food I can find is cake so here ya go.

Twilight nickers, pants, boxers etc.
All the food I can find is cake so here ya go.

Twilight nickers, pants, boxers etc.
over a year ago November99 said…
Scary. Very scary.
Scary. Very scary.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
Umm are you guna tell us what to look for November? not trying to be rude.
over a year ago November99 said…
Myf, my computer froze on me and I had to restart it.

Twilight.... soda.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
I don't know if this is real or just a pic but here.

Twilight hip flask (there shouldn't be one coz the target audience arnt aloud to drink!)
I don't know if this is real or just a pic but here.

Twilight hip flask (there shouldn't be one co
over a year ago Asvini said…
tongue
I found a few flasks. This was the only one with a specifically Twilight image, but there were a few with things like blood drops and stuff.

Ok, for the next one, I'm only putting this because I saw it while looking for the flask and I cannot believe it exists. If I hadn't seen it myself I'd think it was a joke, I'm still giggling: Twilight tampon holder.
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I found a few flasks. This was the only one with a specifically Twilight image, but there were a few
over a year ago Mermaid-Tail said…
mischievous
Too many blood jokes. Can't settle on one. That is hilarious.

Clothing copied from a Twilight character (not just Twilight clothes, a replica of something a character has worn)
Too many blood jokes. Can't settle on one. That is hilarious.

Clothing copied from a Twilight charac
over a year ago Mermaid-Tail said…
big smile
Also, I just want to point out how funny I think it is that I found that tampon holder so quickly. I couldn't for the life of me find an official looking Twilight LAMP but it took literally seconds to find a tampon holder. Who on earth is in charge of marketing? well, ok to be fair the tampon holder probably isn't made by the Twlight peeps, but still it says something about them and the fanbase that they thought of tampon holders, but none of them ever thought of a Twi-Light. Insane.
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over a year ago nevermind606 said…
big smile
Here is Bella's jacket. :D


Twilight dishes!
Here is Bella's jacket. :D


Twilight dishes!
over a year ago DarkSarcasm said…
Not real dishes, but party stuff... still, I think this'll work. =P

Next... Twilight soap.
Not real dishes, but party stuff... still, I think this'll work. =P

Next... Twilight soap.
over a year ago Asvini said…
This Twilight soap is not only creepy, it looks totally photoshopped, so I'm putting a link to the shop that sells it. Not only is it real, it glows in the dark and the scent is apparently 'dragons blood'

link

Twilight Jewelry box
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This Twilight soap is not only creepy, it looks totally photoshopped, so I'm putting a link to the sh
over a year ago November99 said…
Twilight Stationary
Twilight Stationary
over a year ago PMT said…
twilight barbie dolls
twilight barbie dolls
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
I think they look really creapy eww

Twilight phone/ipod cover
I think they look really creapy eww

Twilight phone/ipod cover
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Body lotion.
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Body lotion.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
Isn't anyone playing? ok here's what they call "deity body lotion".

Twilight cigarette case and lighter. I know they are out there! I have seen them!
Isn't anyone playing?  ok here's what they call "deity body lotion".

Twilight cigarette case and l
over a year ago Kaidi said…
Yes, they are, and this is INSANE!!!
Twilight is supposed to be this teen chick flick and now cigarette holders?!?!
Yes, they are, and this is INSANE!!!
Twilight is supposed to be this teen chick flick and now cigaret
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
I can't find a twilight ash tray, lamp or water dispenser. I can however find multiple harry potter lamps, and various simpsons water dispensers. tut tut twilight!

But at least there's hope, that's three products that haven't been twilighted!
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over a year ago Kaidi said…
Oh, oops, I forgot what to look for next.
Edward Cullen jacket.
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
When you say edward cullen jacket do you meanthe jacket he wears in the movie or a jacket dedicated to edward cullen?