can what they say be funny? or is it like the actual show?

it can be funny or whatever it doesn't matter omg!! wazngirl we have 33 ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aHH!HH!!!..♥

after everyone gets their parts we're making a fanfic.....:)

patient, because i'm good at complaining and getting hurt : P story line-i'm a runaway 13 year old, havn't been home in 2 days.
and i also want to try out for cameron.
line 1) *walking around park alone*"AHHHHH! MY HEAD!! IT HURTS!!!!" *falls to ground having seizure*
line 2) scene:cameron gets history
c: "so where do you live, exactly?"
me: "uhhh, we travel a lot, i forgot our address"
c: "are your parents going to be here soon? Because we can't start surgery without their concent"
me: *tries to avoid question* "why?whats wrong with me?"
c: "we found a tumor in the upper left quadrant of your brain. Do you know what that means?"
me: "am i going to die?!" *scared face,horrified*
c: "no,nothing to worry about. We just need your parents to get here, before the tumor gets any bigger"
me: *considers telling the truth* "what happens if they don't get here in time?"
c: "well if you get too bad, we'll have to start the surgery any way"
me: "oh....ok." *thinks to self:I'll just wait it out*
those are my tryouts : D

i don't know, who should i be?

um, anyone, originally i was gona try out for every one, but i didn't want other ppl to think i was crazy : P and i also wanted to see who other ppl were trying out for, but unfortunately no one else did

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!
:(
help...
what i will do:
House
Wilson
Cuddy
13?

whcich one should i do?

wow this is so kool!!! i want to be cuddy because i show off cleavage all the time but i still dont look like a whore...but i guess that doesnt matter because you all cant see me...=(
what are you suppose to do in the tryout thingo?

do cuddy : ) that sounds interesting, i was gonna do her but then instead of clicking "reply" i clicked cancel and i didn't feel like typing it all over again
and try house too. cuz i don't think anyone else is doing this either

cuddy me up: you already told who you want to be and why, so now make up some lines to go along with it. example:look at mine : P

kool thanks may take a bit everything i think of sounds sooo familiar ...i think it is actually in house=(
lol

haha lols.
i guess it's only the three of us doing this.
in that case i'm gonna try out for everyone!!
lols

i was in the middle of my lines but i have to go out shopping for tonight lol soz...i wouldnt have made a very good cuddy anyhow lol

u don't know that lols, we don't have one yet : )

oh kool my mom shes buying everything yay well back to my story....
damn wish i saved it
house + team cant get any info out of the pateint as to where her family is or where she lives...so on so fourth...house shes cuddy outside comforting a little girl because she tripped..then house tells cuddy about her and asks her to talk to the pateint
she says yes
Cuddy:
hello im dr cuddy (welcoming smile)
Pateint: hi im (pateints name)
cuddy:
(name) im sure your doctors may have already told you we need to speak to your parents
pateint: im very resposible
cuddy: im sure you are but legally your a minor (sympathetic smile)
pateint: my parents wouldnt even care, they dont love me
cuddy: (sad look) im sure they love you, maybe its just hard for them to show there feelings
pateint: you dont know them
cuddy: i guess i dont , but i would give anything to have a child like you
pateint: do you have children?
cuddy: ummm (tears) no ..but please dont let your parents lose a child i know how painful that can be
pateint: (teary eyes)
i live at blah blah blah...
thats all i got for now

HOUSE.I'm only trying out for House, whatever. I just need Cuddy in this.
*House barges into Cuddy's office.*
House: Gimme the case. I want it. *mock negotiation face*
Cuddy: Here. (not evem looking up from paperwork) *gives case to House*
House:*frowning* NOW give me the runnaway girl case
Cuddy: *looks up, annoyed look* Only if you say please. *mocking look*
House *narrows eyes in mock suspicion*
Cuddy: NOOOOOO. *smiles sweetly*
House: *looks down at desk* *finds case* *gets it*
Cuddy: *looks annoyed* Dr. (whatever) already has that case, so you'll have to settle with the girl with the rash.
House: *is looking at runaway case* *looks up* I'm sorry *sarcasm* did you say something???
Cuddy: *looks annoyed*
House: If Dr. (whatever) had the case, than you wouldn't have the file that i just happen to have in my hand. *shakes hand with file*
Cuddy: Have you ever heard of copy machines?
House: Which means maternal you HAS to take over the case, even though you already have your bundle of poop.
Cuddy: *glares* My foster child has nothing to do with this case.
House: Your mouth says 'no' but your breasts say...
Cuddy: I assure you, my beasts have nothing to do with the case either.
House: Are giving in? *slight smirk*
Cuddy: *sighs*
(end of scene)


suck, but whatever. This is the best i can do.

WOOT! i nominate sp as house!!!

Thanx, wg!
=)
And i must say, you make a good Camy! Just the right amount of sympathetic a'course. I would never be able to play that role! I make her OOC.
:D

haha lols, *whispers* what's ooc?
*tries not to look stupid*

Out of Character *whispers too*
*everyone stares*
I think they heard us...
=)

It means Out Of Character

And hmm Idk who to be, wazngirl you definitely make a good Cam, if I were her I would make her look like an idiot lol.

How about Wilson K? You strike me as the type, don't know why.
=)

should i try kutner?

hmmm... cuddy or 13?

4 me... ya

Yea, maybe I'll try Wilson, I was thinking of being him. And wazngirl weren't you gonna be Cam?

...mayb i should audition 4 cuddy

cuddy : P
or just try out for both since we don't have anyone for either

K: i'm trying out for lots of people : ) until we get more people to try out

cmu is a good cuddy. oh and the patient's name is christine : P

ok... here it goes*takes a deep breath*:

cuddy is holding baby in her home
there is a knock on the door

cuddy:HOUSE!
house:the patient needs a brain biopsy
cuddy:you did every other possible test?
house: LP, EKG, MRI...
cuddy:ok i get it. go do your biopsy

she closes door
house stops it and enters

cuddy: what are you doing? i oked your test. what else do you need?
house:... you...



ok... i must admit... that was pretty bad

haha, i liked it. ^
do you guys really think i make a good cam?
cuz if you do i might maker another one. (sorry i'm kinda having too much fun writing lines)

lol. those lines just were out of the blue. they were totally random and i kinda figured the patiet had neurological symptoms cuz some1 said b4 that her head urt and she siezed so... ya

ya...

I think you make an awesome Cam wazngirl!
=D

im gonna write thiteen lines b4 i post them this time so they wont b as bad cuz i feel like doing another 1

cool, so i might try it again, and the petients name is christine : )
does any one care if i be two people? because i really want cam and the patient.

wait... wat ep should i base my lines off of? JTTW?

i guess so, cuz there's lots of good stuff in there about cuddy and kids : P

ok. that works

oops, sorry..
:D

YAY. what are you appologizing 4?

Cuddy and the kid House's comment, just couldn't help it!
=D

lols

=D
...
Who's going to Taub?
*glances around*

wow no one likes chase 13 foremen Wilson ect....

i feel like auditioning 4 13 cuz i have nothing better to di... so ya. i wrote it down first so this 1 might b better than my cuddy audition... lol

13 and kutner are in radiology doing a MRI on Christine(=])

13:no legions in htpothylimus
kut:so... how are you and foreman doing?
13:thr trials going great...
kut: no. i mean, theres a lot of tension between you two.
13:i dont think i should tell you
kut:i can keep a secret. i havent told anyone my bestfriends darkest secret in 5th grade. anyone. ever
13:*sighs* ok... foreman and i...
kut:go on
13: in the terms of house; i kinda hit that beore the christmas party, so now he's all up in my jock. if that makes sence

kutner gives her a funny look

kut:pituitary is clean

I like 13!!!!!!
*raises hand*
*knocks over House sHIPS Vase*
...
oops...

here's my 2nd one.
scene:christine gets worse and the parents never show, they do the surgery. After surgery cam checks up on her.

cam:how are you doing?
christine:i just have a headache
cam:we'll give you some meds. *turns to leave*
*stops near door* christine, we really need to know where your parents are.
christine: *getting scared* uhh, I don't know
cam: *getting suspicious* are you sure?
christine:why do you care anyway?
cam:we need to know. are you mad at them or something?
christine: *starts to cry* th....they don't love me!!! i know they don't!!
cam:what?of course they do. maybe you missunderstood.
christine: about what!!? about how when I come home from school there's no food on the table?! about how my mom sits in front of the tv with a pack of beers?! and when my dad comes home the only thing he does is abuse my mom?!!! HUH?!!! i understand it all!!they don't love me, i was just a mistake, but they had to keep me. and i know they don't care!"
cam:*thinking to self: oh my gosh..this poor kid*
*eyes become watery* it'll be ok *leans in to hug christine*
*christine pushes away*
christine: don't....don't do that.dont pretend like you care, your just like everyone else. you just feel bad. and don't say it will be ok...because it won't. you don't understand what i'm going through. so please....please don't act like you do.




the end : P

lol! i loved your tryouts LH!