Fuck him. Until he loses the ability to have orgasms (every man's worst nightmare).
Then have him send Eric Hunter to the Hunger Games as a tribute from Royersford, PA. Can't decide which female should go from here :/;
Either...
1) Skye
2) Angel
3) Lisa
4) Amber
5) Myself xP
6) The random girl who said, "Hi! =D" to me at a park randomly and when I replied, she said, "Have you ever had sex before?" and never spoke to me again when I said no.
7) Angelique Shaffer. Nasty skank. xP
Pull him into the house where there are no witnesses. In fact he's outside right now. (preps power-drill) Now if you guys will excuse me, I have to go introduce some hope to Mr. Snow.
Me: Hey, look at that over there!
Snow: What?
Me: *pulls out wand* AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snow: x_x
*transfigures Snow into actual snow that melts in the sunlight*