Hello there. Here is a list about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D
1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down
Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:
2. Never play with your lightsaber
Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!
3. Never get distracted during the battle
Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D
4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber
Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*
5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something you should do, making it 9 you shouldn't)
Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse or human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*
6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace
Bob: YYYOOOUUU SSSHHHAAALLLLLL DDDIIIEEE OOOPPPPPPOOONNNEEENNNTTT!!!
Opponent: Goddamn it why are you so slow *kills*
7. Don't bring a sword ._.
Bob: Haha! I have a sword!
Opponent: swords do nothing! *destroy sword and kills Bob again*
8. Don't use your lightsaber like a little kid
Bob: WHEEEE! *flings lightsaber around*
Opponent: stop being so dumb *once again kills bob*
9. Don't use the force because there's a risk that it won't work.
THE FORCE!!!! ... Why isn't it working?
Opponent: You know what happens *kills*
10. Don't use a feebile wooden block as a shield
Bob: you won't get past my shield! :D
Opponent: *slices block in half* You know what? I'm tired of killing you so I'll just let you free this time.
The End
No Bobs were harmed in the making of this article.
1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down
Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:
2. Never play with your lightsaber
Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!
3. Never get distracted during the battle
Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D
4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber
Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*
5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something you should do, making it 9 you shouldn't)
Opponent: No sense in beating a dead horse or human, but this is fun! *you can hear light saber going through flesh*
6. Don't fight in slow-mo while the opponent is battling in a normal pace
Bob: YYYOOOUUU SSSHHHAAALLLLLL DDDIIIEEE OOOPPPPPPOOONNNEEENNNTTT!!!
Opponent: Goddamn it why are you so slow *kills*
7. Don't bring a sword ._.
Bob: Haha! I have a sword!
Opponent: swords do nothing! *destroy sword and kills Bob again*
8. Don't use your lightsaber like a little kid
Bob: WHEEEE! *flings lightsaber around*
Opponent: stop being so dumb *once again kills bob*
9. Don't use the force because there's a risk that it won't work.
THE FORCE!!!! ... Why isn't it working?
Opponent: You know what happens *kills*
10. Don't use a feebile wooden block as a shield
Bob: you won't get past my shield! :D
Opponent: *slices block in half* You know what? I'm tired of killing you so I'll just let you free this time.
The End
No Bobs were harmed in the making of this article.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
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dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
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lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
you can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!