I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best friends or benefits, no
But you’re so racy, you’re my favorite guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know you got it real bad
Doing things that you never did
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
With you I never knew loving you could be so fun
It’s true I was such a good, good girl before you came along
But you’re so racy, you’re my favorite guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know you got it real bad
Doing things that you never did
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
I’m getting speeding tickets
I’m acting just like a misfit
I’m letting my mail pile up to the ceiling
You’re making me irresponsible
‘Cause I just want to be with you
Act rambunctious and see what I do
Go hard, hit that gas
Living life like it’s all you have
Push, push hard and make it last
All this love is worth a
Mess, hot mess
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best friends or benefits, no
But you’re so racy, you’re my favorite guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know you got it real bad
Doing things that you never did
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
With you I never knew loving you could be so fun
It’s true I was such a good, good girl before you came along
But you’re so racy, you’re my favorite guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know you got it real bad
Doing things that you never did
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
I’m getting speeding tickets
I’m acting just like a misfit
I’m letting my mail pile up to the ceiling
You’re making me irresponsible
‘Cause I just want to be with you
Act rambunctious and see what I do
Go hard, hit that gas
Living life like it’s all you have
Push, push hard and make it last
All this love is worth a
Mess, hot mess
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess
I’m such a hot mess with you
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
coca: i want coca!!!
me: you want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame ass song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: HEY THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though you were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
1.Stand by one of the doors or elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on top of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks by say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair next to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on top of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks by say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair next to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the top 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."
The End