It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want you to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather you not be so sincere
How cold could you be
What would you do if you were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not time
How cruel could you be
Don’t say we’re through least not with me
I’m better off, leave it a mystery
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Don’t tell me you’re leaving
There’s only so much I can take
It’s easier if you’re faking
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh whoa
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story
Can we keep pretending this is not the ending tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
‘Cause the truth makes me want you to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather you not be so sincere
How cold could you be
What would you do if you were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not time
How cruel could you be
Don’t say we’re through least not with me
I’m better off, leave it a mystery
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Don’t tell me you’re leaving
There’s only so much I can take
It’s easier if you’re faking
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh whoa
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story
Can we keep pretending this is not the ending tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights ago and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? More like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights ago and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? More like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a random person you love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the top of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the top of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS KNIFE AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun writing these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun writing these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.