Corrupt a wish - Random

Random Corrupt a wish

australia-101 posted on Apr 14, 2012 at 01:38PM

Toss a 'coin' into the wishing well and your wish shall be granted.

I'll start:

*tosses coin in* I wish that humans could speak to animals.

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over a year ago big-fat-meanie said…

Wish granted, but now animals take over the world

I wish I could control time and space

over a year ago australia-101 said…

granted, you could only control it for 5 seconds before dying from a power overdose.

I wish I were a genius.

over a year ago big-fat-meanie said…

Granted, your so smart you eventually go insane.

I wish for a musical talent

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you have a talent for annoying yodeling.

I wish for a robot dog.

over a year ago big-fat-meanie said…

Granted, it has no power source

I wish for a cake

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you got cupcakes.

I wish for cheese.

over a year ago big-fat-meanie said…

Granted, before you can eat it, it is eaten by a mouse.

I wish for a home theater system

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you have no home.

I wish I had a giant cookie.

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, it gave you sugar diabetes.
i wish i could breath underwater

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you can only breathe underwater no longer on land.

I wish I could fly

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, you are now a bird.
I wish I had hair like sephiroth's

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

Granted, it falls out after a day
I wish for a cupcake

over a year ago dragonchick said…

granted, it was moldy.
i wish i was taller

over a year ago RedPineapple said…

Wish granted, but you grow so tall that you can't walk through doors or anything and the military put you away in confinement for being an unnatural being.

I wish I had a perfect, non poisoned cookie...

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

Granted, you die from oxygen deprivation after growing into space
I wish for a rainbow sandcastle

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

Whoops, too slow!

Granted, it attracts a man eating shark and you are eaten.
I wish for a rainbow sandcastle

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, the sand is coloured with toxic chemicals.
i wish for a device that can zap my fav game/anime characters into reality and be my slaves.

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, device eventually turns you into a hollow.

I wish for pokemon to exist.

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, they all hate you.

I wish I could run without ever getting tired.

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, you destroy the law of cause and effect throwing the univers into chaos.
i wish to get my dream job of cutting up dead people for the police

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, you're the guy's assistant.

I wish to be in dbz!(Dragon Ball Z)

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, all the dead people you cut come back and cut you up and the police does nothing about it.

I wish i wish i was a fish!

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, you are then caught and eaten.
I wish I had a laptop with internet

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, dead battery and no charger.

I wish i had something to drink...

over a year ago Gumball17 said…

^ Granted. But it's something you're allergic to.
I wish I could beat my highscore on PvZ (Plants vs. Zombies).

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, only in your dreams

I wish I could be able to call down lightning.

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

Granted, it hits you and you're electrocuted.
I wish I had a dog

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, it has rabies.

I wish for a good book to read

over a year ago LittleYaoiGirl said…

granted but it's in chinese

i wish i was the best cook ever!

over a year ago dragonchick said…

Granted, you are the best at cooking stuff everyone hates.
i wish to live a long and happy life

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you die immediately living a terrible terrible life :)

i wish there was something good on the tv?

over a year ago LittleYaoiGirl said…

granted your and your friends' TVs are stolen

i wish i could fly!

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, your a penguin

I wish for some coca cola

over a year ago johnnyboy-69 said…

Granted, you got pepsi

I wish I had a 3DS

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, but the 3d effect doesn't work.

I wish i had a piece of pie that wouldn't kill or poison me!

over a year ago Gumball17 said…

Granted, but somebody threw it in your face.
I wish I had a flower that isn't wilted and will never wilt.

over a year ago mr-cullen said…

granted but it stinks bad forever

i wish to marry kristen stewart

over a year ago LittleYaoiGirl said…

granted it's a man!

i wish i had a lot of money!

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

Granted, it's buried under the ocean

I wish I knew martial arts

over a year ago LittleYaoiGirl said…

granted you can now speak about them

i wish i had a pigglet!

over a year ago Gumball17 said…

Granted. One piglet dying of disease.
I wish Jeff Kinney would write the 7th book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series already!

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, it sucks.

I wish that i had eyes in the back of my head

over a year ago dizzydiscgirl said…

granted, you no longer have them on the front of your head
i wish i could run faster

over a year ago australia-101 said…

Granted, you run so fast that you can not ever stop.

I wish I had a tail.

over a year ago dragonzord1993 said…

Granted. The next time you walk outside, you'll get struck by lightning thanks to your new tail.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

over a year ago wantadog said…

Granted, you now know that what you want to wish for is something that you should not wish for and that you should wish for something else...(long, i know....)

I wish i had a sword!

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