100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,009 orange-coated cows in a pool sonic and tails had to...

...burp really badly. They proceeded to burp, but somehow it morphed every single one of them into big cuddly...

chocolate bars that made a living by...

...selling boxes of soup sticks to lonely hot dog vendors.

And so one day, the chocolate bars...

sonic and tails saw shadow in the corner, with a black and red hedgehog girl named shade (my fan character) that he found in a capsule the moment he saw sonic and tails, he had a flash back about sonic's birth.He also remembered how shade was the mother with shadow as the father. then shade wooke up and saw sonic...

oh, sorry, penguin11. I guess we typed our responses at the same time!!!

I'll continue from penguin11's sentance.

...Fell into a puddle of acid.

(BACK TO THE STORY)and just stood there... she fainted again and was taken to tails's lab. she seemed to be okay, but eggman busted in and snatched shade!!! he took her to his lair where he...

..................................reply on same time......................................­...­.

just continue.

Heh okay then

...made her eat chicken flavored noodles-AND SHE WAS A VEGETARIAN (Ahhh! Oh meh god!)

and shadow saw eggman feeding shade the soup!!! he grabbed his exploding pie filled with inflatable yogurt and missed eggman. he hit the ride he was on when he captured shade ! eggman installd an exploding device in the ride and died in the explosion. shadow and shade escaped in time. but shade promised herself she wouldn't eat meat with her next child. and she was PREGNANT!!! she then...

told shadow. he ...

...Bought an extra large milkshake to wash away the taste of the soup. Unfortunately the milkshake stunk like rotten eggs so she gave the shake to...

Whoops lol

ok, back to the story... big the cat he drank it and destroyed jupiter because...

uranus was tired of all it's mocking and needed to vent it's feelings.

And then Pluto got the idea to destroy...

....the sun, but....

it knew it will burn up. any way, shade went back to sonic and tails ,and...

...said "Hi Sonic! Whatcha been up to?" and Sonic said...