stupid jokes about satbk

what happens to sir Gawain when he eats too much?
he Gawains weight!(corny, i know)
when caliburn is doing his best, what does he do?
he burns up the stage!(evn moar corny)
when sonic defeats the black knight, what does king authur do?
he blacks out! (seriously???)

if has MOAR jokes, just comment them.