Butters. If I were Butters, I would probably kick Cartman, Kenny, and Stan's asses and then go back to being regular me. Then nobody would be mean to Butters ever again :D
Wendy because she is cute, sassy and sweet. Plus she wears a pink beret, which looks nice on her.She also kicked Cartman's butt on "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
Kyle because hes always been my favorit and because he gets to bet-up Cartman all the time.BECAUSE I HATE CARTMAN THAT RACEIST PICE A SHIT ID DROWN HIM IN A TOYLET UNTELL THE BOBLES STOPED!!!!!!نهممم شمم فاخسث صاخ اشفث عس لاثؤشعسث صث ق فاث لقشفثسهسف خب شمم حثحشمث شىي صهمم شمصشغس يخةشىشفث شمم لاثؤشعسث لخي هس خى خعق سهيث!!!!!!!(YELL IN ARABIC LIKE SADAM HUSAN)