Stan's beaten by his sister. Cartman is a fat, pure evil child. And Kenny is... Kenny.

Gotta go with the Jew on this one.

i am the dog the big bad dog the hallway monter

i'd lose the weight but besides that, I'd be Cartman All the Way!!

cartman because i don't like hippis

I would so be Kenny becuase I get serious injiries a lot, with is close to his deathes. Plus, I where this hood all the time, that somewhat muffles my voice. So people are like "wut u say?" but my closet friends always now what I say

Stanley. He's good-looking (even though Kyle's more good-looking,) he gets good grades (even though Kyle gets better grades,) and he's a jock with a (somewhat) normal family and a girlfriend.

he has the best mom in the world, who allows everything and appreciate him...I want his mom. he is almost always gets what he wants. okay, sometimes he messed up and gets in trouble...:D and he is racist and I AM NOT.
i dont want to be kenny, because he always dies, but stan and kyle are good too.

Stan-I think in terms of south park cartoon characters he's teh fittest one. He's smart. He's got an awesome ebst friend (Kyle). Isnt hated the most by Cartman (Kyle is lol). He's got a funny as hell dad, I would love randy as my dad. And he's got like one of the prettiest girls in the class as a girlfriend.

I Dont Wanna Barf when my gf kisses me and i dont wanna be fat and i dont want to muffle so kyle

Stan is a hippie, Kyle has a bitch of a mom and Kenny dies.. might hurt..

Cartman has the fucking best mom and he has been in the future, he can manipulate huge crowds of people and if he lost some serious weight he would also be really hot, I'm guessing :)

I do NOT want to be Kenny because I would die very painfully, several times.