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posted by Neko_Chan_Kitty

(Waring: These are just how I feel about the Hetalia fandom, So Please don't take this seriously! also sorry for my English, I do speak English but my English is pretty bad when I type on a keyboard..)

Now listen, there's some stuff i like in the APH fandom (Like Au's, reader inserts, ect) but I hate in the "Yaoiness" of the fandom. don't get me wrong, I respect peoples opinions on pairings or ship the characters together. if you like yaoi, that's cool, we both like different things. in anime, movies, games, ect. but not all of us like yaoi in things. but PLEASE! don't try to shove your ships...

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Hetalia personality test

posted by QTpie470

So, found this Hetalia, personality test somewhere I can't remember. Well let's get started!
~~~:::North Italy (Feliciano Vargas):::~~~

[] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian...

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Hetalia Husband China: How did he propose?

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best quiz results. If you would like to take this quiz go to
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How it happened:
Stealthily, you crept up on Yao. Sitting on a bench, presumably enjoying the flowering trees, ambushing him was too perfect to resist. One step brought you closer to him, another and you were almost there, last one and you were close enough to embrace him. Carefully, very...

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain vs France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! You call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! YOU DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All you are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has more dick! I have an army of Red Coats! You have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

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Hetalia chinese zodiac!

posted by -Breadqueen-

You know like how people wonder what countries are the same zodiac as them? You probably wonder too! Well I was trying to find out who has the same as me but people got me messed up!
Why because first America's a tigar then he's a monkey or something! By the way I am born in the year of the rat! Zodiac's I wouldn't get alone with rabbit and horse! Zodiac's I would dragon,ox,and monkey!\^w^/ So anyways I tryed finding out the hetalia countries and here's what I got!^^
Italy monkey
Germany monkey
America rooster
England dragon
France ox
China maybe dragon
Spain tigar
Romano snake or dragon
Lithuania rooster
Poland rooster
Latvia ox
Estonia pig
Switzerland dog matches!:]
Finland monkey
Sweden sheep
Greece rat YEAH!Another rat!\>.</
Korea rat or ox Probably another rat!:]
I hope this helps! I look it up of how old they are!:D I really wonder how others do it?:/

Playing Around with Hetalia Pairing Generator v.2

posted by LilacRoses

(I recently discovered this generator: link I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favorite characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. You think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in love with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
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(Dafuq...

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Hetalia pairings (and why we shouldn't fight about them)

posted by Snickerz911411

What I noticed in this fandom is that people seem to argue of ships (aka pairings).

For example let's say that you ship FrUk but you see someone make fanart for UsUk. What is the right thing to do?

A. Ignore it.
B. Send them hate comments.
C. Tell them how wrong they are to ship UsUk.

If you picked A then you are correct.

However from what I noticed some Hetalia fans choose B and C. Guys, it's just a pairing for fictional characters can we not fight about it? It doesn't even matter.

I also noticed that on YouTube people make videos for their pairings which is nice UNTIL someone makes a hate comment or makes a comment saying how wrong this person is to make the video because they don't like the pairing.

IT'S JUST A FAN PAIRING FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!

Also another thing, they aren't real, they are not real countries, it's not offensive you ship IcelandXHong Kong because they are not real characters.

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Hetalia Husband Germany: How did he propose to you??

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the bestg quiz results. If you would like to take this quiz go to
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You couldn’t wait for Ludwig to come home—it was your fifth anniversary (you had been dating for five years) and he always remembered occasions that were special to you. Often, you wished you could make the occasion more special by being more than his girlfriend, but you were happy, regardless.
Glancing around the foyer where...

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Hatafutte parade Spian [English lyrics]

posted by aly001

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitar it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

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Hetalia has been smoking crack.... Part 1!

posted by RussiaxChina3

China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I SAID NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...

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Things that every Hetalia fan has to do at least once

posted by QTpie470

These are things that every Hetalia Has to do at least once:
1. Cosplay. (duh)
2. Conspicuously giggle at your history textbooks during class.
3. Be the smartest in History class and whenever you answer a history question correctly, follow it up with *coughthankyouanimecough*
4. Walk around your supermarket and hyperventilate when you see wurst, turn your nose up when you see scones, or any English food, and yell PASTA~ whenever you see any.
5. Refer to every country using their human name.
6. Hug anybody who's name is the same as the human name of a country, unless their name is Ivan (Russia) or...

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars II

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm ready.

Cleverbot: Do you feel?

User: Do I feel what?

Cleverbot: You know, feel?

User: Like feelings?

Cleverbot: What feelings?

User: The sudden desire to battle you with Hetalia.

Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.

User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.

Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.

User: *hits with Switzerland*

Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.

User: *hits with FrUK*

Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.

User: *hits with Austria*

Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.

User: *hits with pasta*

Cleverbot:...

Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars

posted by LilacRoses

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best fan win.

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User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*

Cleverbot: *hits with muffin tin*.

User: *hits with vital regions*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.

User: *hits with Italy*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.

User: *Hits with France*

Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.

User: *hits with Germany*

Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.

User: *hits with awesomeness*

Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.

User: *hits with Warsaw*...

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Characters Zodiac Signs

posted by pumpkinqueen

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

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THE TALENT SHOW~ Hetalia fanfiction :D

posted by momijikun

It was the annual talent show and all the students from Hetalia University were being forced to perform any of their talents in front of the entire school. It was like a competition, because there were judges’ there to give out a first place ribbon to the person who had the best talent. All the classes headed toward the gym and sat down on the bleachers. People were performing in alphabetical order by their “names”. America you’re up” called the judges. “Present yourself to the school and tell us your talent” said the judges. America hoped onto the stage and said “hey doods...

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Hate slogan for 2p Hetaila aka having fun with slogan maker /hate

posted by crossoverfan

The next time you donate your clothes for the third world, 2P England just keep them on.

There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.

2P China just shut up.

2P France is truly human garbage.

I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip

If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself

2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black

I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan

If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing

Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.

Hetalia Husband Japan: How did he Propose?

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best quiz results. If you would like to take this quiz go to
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“Come on Kiku! Look at that beautiful moon!”
Pointing excitedly and dragging Kiku along with you through the crowded American streets, you exited the movie theater with the same childlike enthusiasm you entered it with. Kiku smiled behind you, squeezing your hand and permitting you...

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"The Twelve Days of Hetalian Christmas" lyrics

posted by Ryuuto013

Original; "The Twelve Days of Chirstmas"
Video (Instrumental / No vocal); link

~~~The 12 Days of Hetalian Christmas~~~

~ On the first day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; One giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the second day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the third day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas tree.

~ On the fourth day of Christmas, Finland sent to me; Four awesome beers, three baked potatoes, two samurai swords and one giant pasta-made Christmas...

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List of Hetalia Relationships(CANON ONLY!!!)

posted by SymmaGirl2

Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to list all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if you think Poland has a crush on Cuba or if you think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the comments if I forgot one or if I...

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posted by fadas

< Hetalia Facts >

The source for these information’s are from:
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- I (me: Sadaf) just edited some of them. Enjoy~* :-))

1. The opening theme for Hetalia is the theme from ‘2001 A Space Odyssey’.

2. Old Man Fritz was actually a King of Prussia. His rea name was Fredrick ll. He was known as ‘Fredrick the Great’ and named ‘Der Alte Fritz’ which translates to ‘The Old Fritz’. He was the ruler at the time of the Silesian War. He was best known for being an Amazing Military Leader.

3. Sweden is homosexual but only towards Finland.

4. France is bisexual.

5. Arthur Kirkland, also...