Chapter 6: month 8

"It's true..."
"No it's not baby...."
"It's true and you damn well know it..."
"Baby I'm so fucking serious when I say it's not true....."
"Ugh,you're such a fucking liar...." Konan said looking at herself in the mirror.nagato looked at her as he sat up in their shared bed."baby I would never lie to you,you're the most the most beautiful woman on this fucking earth and I love you to death...." he said walking over and hugging her."you really think I'm still pretty......even though I look like a freakin beached whale....and I just snapped at you....." she choked as tears fell from...

Chpt 3: month 6

"I no wanna ga watashi no sekushīna kemono to sekkusu shite iru...." Konan said smiling seductively as she sat on her lover's lap.nagato blushed."I don't think we can do that without hurting our little boy at this point...." he said playing with his ear."kay fine....meanie....ugh,I've got stretch marks on my belly.....that makes me fat....." she said pouting and poking her belly."aw your not fat.....you're bearing our son is all that doesn't make you fat...." he said kissing her on the cheek."yes it does,I feel like an obese whale...." she said snuggling deep in his chest."aww...

Chpt 15: nagato and naruto vs madara uchiha!!

Naruto jumped out of the way as a trail of paper bombs flew at him.one attached to his flame patterned sage jacket and he threw it off just as his sage mode deactivated."nii-san!!" Nagato shouted as his brother rolled next to him.they had scars and dirt all over their bodies."damnit,LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE YOU BASTARD!!!" nagato shouted running at him and throwing a punch.tobi jumped out of the way just as the punch neared his face.he landed behind the red head and grabbed him by the hair,pulling him into the ground and smashing him into it."agh!!"...

Chpt. 5: month 6

"So you guys are leaving tomorrow?" Konan asked rubbing the rubbing alcohol on the wound on nagato's cheek."yeah,dad says we have to leave at 2:00 AM so we can get there early....ITAI KONAN-CHAN THAT STINGS!!!" Nagato shouted."oh,um sorry naga-kun....I'm still kinda new at this medical nin thing...." she said putting a band-aid over the scratch on his cheek."sorry again for scratching you with my kunai naga-kun....you shouldn't have snuck up on me on the training field like that....I thought you were one of those hidden cloud nin...." itachi said patting his friend on the head."yeah...

Chpt 9: lovers
*1 month later*
"I-i need a sandwich...." nagato said arm in arm around each other as they walked home."dude y-you're so fucking w-wasted" itachi said."i-i need to piss...." nagato said unzipping his pants and peeing in the middle of the road."ah d-dude that's nasty shit.....I d-dont wanna see that sh-shit..." itachi said looking away.he covered his mouth as a wave of neasua hit him.puke splattered all over the dirt road."ah dude th-thats...." nagato did the same as his friend.wait,wait.....here's what happened originally.....

*10 minutes earlier*
"Ick,dude this water tastes weird...."...

Chpt 5: a hero returns!!
*1 week later*

"Haha!! I'm finally back home!!" Naruto shouted running down the street of his home village.he bumped into someone."ooww....hey why dontcha watch where you're goi-" he stopped as soon as he saw the face."NARUTO!!" "SAKURA-CHAN!!" The teenagers shouted hugging each other."I missed you soo much...." sakura said as tears ran down her eyes."aww just like when I first left...don't cry sakura-chan...." naruto said wiping her tears with his thumb and kissing her on the cheek."*sniffle* I just missed my boyfriend...." she said kissing him back."aw I missed you...

Chapter 20: something happened to sasuke.....
*3 yrs later*

"Come on,one kiss?"
"Nope..."
"PLEASE Konan we haven't done anything all day..."
"Well I don't WANT to do anything...."
"Well maybe you can kiss ME..."
"-_-' itachi,stay the hell away from my woman...." nagato said hugging his girlfriend close."I'm not YOURS I'm my own freakin person nagato...." Konan said pushing him off."but you've been a good boy today sooo...." she kissed him softly on the lips."arigato....see,was that so hard?" Nagato asked when his brother rushed in the hotel room."guys,sasuke's-" "oh hey naruto how'd the chuninn exam...

Chapter 4: month 5
(A/N: I had no ideas for month 4 so I did a month time skip....)
Nagato,kushina and minato walked down the street towards the hospital.nagato sucked on a red popsicle as they walked."well nagato we finally get to see what the baby is...are you excited?" Minato asked with his arm slinked around kushina's shoulder."uh-huh,I really want a little brother....we can play video games and go out for ramen together....." he said fixing his fireman hat so the sun wouldn't burn his face (A/N: ok,so in America we have red hard hats,but in Japan they have dark blue baseball caps...isn't...

Chpt 2: month 5

"Oh my God nagato come quick!!" Konan called from in the bathroom.he had ramen sauce on his mouth but he wiped it off."what's wrong,does your back ache again?" Nagato asked worriedly."no,he's kicking!!" Konan exclaimed happily."really!?! Awsome!!" Nagato kneeled down and put a hand on her belly."that's so cool...now I know how my dad felt when my mom had me and naruto..." nagato said taking his hand away."he stopped....he can sense what his mommy feels cuz when his daddy talks he gets butterflies too...." Konan said rubbing her belly."r-really? He gets happy when he hears my...

Chapter 1: 3 yrs later.....

"That was awsome...." nagato said lying back in bed."yeah it was...." Konan said lying next to him.

*1 week later*

"Just one kiss?" Nagato begged as him and his girlfriend sat on the couch.she suddenly covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom."is kissing me that bad of an idea all of a sudden?" He said with a pout.he got up and walked to the bathroom."hey.....you ok?" He asked."no..my belly hurts...." she said."aww my poor wittle girl has a belly ache...." nagato said kneeling down and hugging her."yeah....now let go cuz your wittle girl has to puke again......" he...

Chapter 2: month 2

Itachi,Kisame,Konan,and nagato sat outside eating their popsicles."hey,itachi-kun,nagato-san I heard your mom's were gonna have babies....do they know what they are yet?" Konan asked as she put her purple popsicle in her mouth."well,my dad says we have to wait till my mommy's tummy is bigger till we get to know...." itachi said licking his red popsicle."that's what my dad said too but I just hope I get a brother...." nagato said sucking on his red popsicle."see,this is why we're best friends....high five bro..." itachi said high fiving nagato."what's wrong with sisters?" Konan...

Chapter 7: shinji arrives
*one month and 13 hrs later*

"He's adorable....." itachi said with his arm around eiko as she held her sleeping daughter close."yeah what do you you expect,it's my sister's son....." sakura said."hey,he's my son too...." nagato said pouting."aww I know nii-chan...." naruto said patting his brother's back."hehe,thanks nii-san...." nagato said."you have more energy than itachi....but that's to be expected from an uzumaki....." eiko said."ehhhh? What about your little uchiha?" Itachi said kissing her cheek."which one,tomoko uchiha or you?" She asked smirking."haha,you failed...

Chpt 11: the uzumaki boys

*9 yrs later,nagato=15 yrs old,naruto=9 yrs old....*

Nagato was now 15 yrs old,riding his bike down the street to deliver his paper route."god I can't wait till I can quit this stupid job....but naruto needs food and clothes....and I can't afford to loose the apartment again...." nagato mumbled as he threw papers at the nearby houses.it was 7 AM and nagato was very tired.he was wearing blue jeans with holes in the knees and a camouflage shirt with a dog tag necklace around his neck and worn black chuck taylor's and a black hoodie to go on top of it all.he had three zits...

Chapter 8: I don't wanna grow up

*14 yrs ago*
This is who I am and this is who I am and this is what I like, GC, Sum and Blink and Mxpx rocking my room
"Hey nagato I...oh my god....." minato said stopping in his tracks."hey dad,like my new look? I look like a rock star huh?" Nagato said.he had black marker scribbled all over his face and half his hair was gone."hehe....baby...." he said slowly walking away.

If you're lookin for me I'll be at the show, I could never find a better place to go...
Until the day I die I promise I won't change,so ya better give up

"Nagato,can you not go one day without...

Chpt 23: my friend itachi uchiha: one crazy bastard....

*ame: nagato,konan, and itachi's apartment*

Nagato,itachi and konan had been ordered to go on a mission for the land of rain.due to lack of soldiers,they had to go on the front lines..."promise you'll come back nagato?" Naruto said wiping the tears from his face.nagato smiled gently at his brother's concern for him."yeah bro,I promise I'll be back....." the older brother told the smaller boy."kay....I love you...." naruto said hugging his brother."I love you too bro....I'll see you soon ok? Take good care of sakura ok?" He said.naruto blushed...

Chpt 3: month 3

"Dad why do we have to get up so early for errands? I'm sleepy...." nagato said putting on his little grey beater and white basketball shorts with his favorite hat: a fire orange baseball hat with the uzumaki crest in the middle."I know son its hard for you to wake up at 4:00 AM like this but we've got lots to do...." he picked up nagato."hehehe ok...oh,wait dad put me down..." nagato ran back upstairs to grab a special backpack that cuddles could ride in safely."come 'ere cuddles..." nagato whispered.the cat heard its friend's voice and hopped in the backpack."ok minato-kun...