1. Bring out his own fitness video.
2. On fitness equiptment saying "This is great! You should buy this aperaturs!"
3. Win a Bafta at the soap awards.
4. Purchase a Happy Meal with an extra large banana milkshake.
5. Sing the hockey kockey at the children's christmas party.
6. Run like David Hasslehof down a beach.
7. Make ice cream and jelly for you and your friends .
8. Be a male underwear model.
9. Advertise the new LINX spray for men.
10. Pose for family photographs.
11. Become a sales assistant at 'New Look'.
12. Babysit.
13. Graduate from beauty school and become a professional hair dresser.
14. Become...

I got a pirated InuYasha DVD. The usual ones always had wrong spellings and grammar. It even said that it was in Bollywood and "a small single dish broadcast time reaches as high as 30 hour".The back cover always has descriptions, the description I got was:

"From a shrine's young girl sun set spear Wei (*don't you mean Kagome?), is the ordinariest third day student.. a 15th birthday that day travelled in well time 500 year ago Warring States period, and meets in there by seal's half monster - - dog demon. The dog demon, is according to him to obtain can realize all ambition monster strength...