Would you just listen and please don't say a word, just yet,
I'd like you to think back to the very first time we met,
How you felt around me? The memories we shared,
And just remember that once upon a time, you really cared.

Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried,
But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied,
That I told you the honest truth about why we were to split,
But now I'd like you to know that my heart broke bit by bit.

The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years,
I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears,
Slowly I am rebuilding...

WARNING This article might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling you this because you'll read and comment anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, okay let me get this right, you think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching you sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who you hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're...

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Did you know Amanda Seyfried beat Rachel McAdams for the role of Sophie in the film 'Mamma Mia!' ?

Did you know the average French citizen eats 500 Snails a year?

Did you know that due to the different time zones, Santa has 38 hours to deliver gifts around the globe, which means he would have to visit 832 homes each second?

Did you know Johnny Depp turned down the role of John in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' ? Does that mean Brangelina could have been...

1. How do you feel being nominated as twilightlover73 fan of the month?
Wow, I'm thrilled and honored. I didn't even know you nominated me. Thanks guys! You're the best!

2. Tell us something about you.
Well my name is Sara. I come from Europe. I'm 15. I've got two younger sisters and adorable little dog. I'm obsessed with shoes, jewelry, some Fanpop clubs and The Vampire Diaries. I enjoy making icons and banners and I love reading.

3. What do you do the most on here?
Mostly I go through the picks and participate in icon competition. Sometimes I add icons or photos. But I promise to try to be more...

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

[Verse 1]
Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote

Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin,...

Uh that's hot

Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When you lick your lips while you check me out

Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you

If you want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If you wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if you catch me
You're gonna have to show me
How bad you really want my whoa-oa-oa

Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think you kinda know it
Really hopin you don't...

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't cause you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we lost it
So I'm gonna bring it back
I love the dirty, dirty
'Cause niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They love to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch you get...

If you're a fan of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.

This one is for the stupid books like twilight
Where vampires sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true vampires and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of...

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
Spit it out cuz I'm dying for company

I notice that you got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it
to the next level, baby
If you want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby, let me blow your mind
tonight

[Chorus:]
I can’t take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what you waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh. [8x]

Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get you off with the touch dancing in the dark

You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticing you staring
You...

1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all questions about twilight that you can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book report on the most boring books of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that you hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible author and her books make want to poke...

Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But you never give
Should've known you was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

[Bridge]
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love
Is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand
Is

[Chorus]
I'd catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet...

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!

Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!

Jacob is an idiot, who falls in love with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for showing you this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...