If Coca Cola and Pepsi are the two rich playboys that come around from time to time then Dr Pepper is the local strumpet who’s sucking them both off behind their backs
Posted 11 months ago
We had a good thing, you son of a bitch. It was perfect! But no, you just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego!
-The nicest character in New Mexico
Posted 12 months ago
One of the hottest things your hubby can do is look you dead in the eye and go gluck gluck gluck gluck
gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck
gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck
gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck
gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck-
Posted over a year ago
Ha! I agree. Those wicked people should be locked up in a locker and forced to listen to a never-ending loop of elevator music. That should teach them to behave properly in society!over a year ago